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Things I wish I had...
A Cabin in the woods in PA or Upstate with shit I could shoot at like rabbits or turkey or cows. A four wheeler, a jet ski for the lake nearby, a shit ton of weed liqour and beer, an access to LSD because the guy's in town once a month....
I also have slaves but not the black or jewish kind, I pay them but they are still titles slaves, oh yes they are of the sexual variety but they cook and clean up my mess and take care of me when im gone from this world on the drugs and alcohol.
Probably also Lex Luger stops by to be like "listen dude you need to pull it together" and then I just say "Lex meet me in my ring by the lake under the gazebo" where I use the skills that my slaves have taught me oh yeah did I mention my slaves are WWE divas present and past, like Sunny (yeah even now), Stacey Keibler, Trish, Kelly, The Bellas, Nattie, and other fat bootie bitches and their daughters (for the future).
So I've really though this out and there ya go.
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