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Weak match line up...

Undisputed WWE Championship - "The Voice of The Smarks" CM Punk vs. "The Voice of The Marks" John Cena with Roided up Vince Jr. as Special Guest Referee

Winner: John Cena
How: "Submission"
Move: STF


World Heavyweight Championship No Holds Barred Match - The IWC's Very Own Christian Cage vs. Randy "I haven't had a good match in 2 years that didn't involve someone carrying my ass" Orton


Winner: Randy Orton
How: Pinfall
Move: RKO



Divas Championship - "She's so dumb she has to say her name twice so she recalls it" Kelly Kelly vs. Beth "I'm fucking CM Punk" Phoenix

Winner: Beth
How: Pinfall
Move: Glam Slam


The World's Whitest Man Sheamus vs. The World's Blackest Man Mark Henry

Winner: The Ginger Warrior
How: Pinfall
Move: Brouge Kick

"The Vicious Vegan" Daniel Byan vs "Made, Paid, & Laid" Wade Battet

Winner: Daniel
How: Submission
Move: Labelle Lock