Thread: Matt Hardy is the greatest guy in history, he's about to hit a chestnut treeee
View Single Post
Old 08-22-2011, 02:07 AM   #79
Tom Guycott
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
 
Tom Guycott's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,166
Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Tom Guycott makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by BizarroKing View Post
Soooooooo....Matt gets a DWI and has been fired...and yet Jeff is still employed...
It is sad I see the logic in this.

You can cut and run from the ugly duckling, but why sacrifice the golden goose? No matter how much crack he smokes, he's still going to lay golden eggs. Unless Jeff actually KILLS someone (no Benoit jokes, I'm serious), he will always get the pass because he is a licence to print merch money.

Hell, look how many chances he got in the WWE, and they made a complete main event angle out of it.

Yes, Matt is a grade-A bag of severed dicks. Yes, he's a walking cheeseburger consumption joke. Yes, he isn't half as good in the ring as he used to be, or about a fourth as good as he thinks he is... but growing up as a slightly embittered sibling, I can see it isn't really fair for him to get the axe simply because he's not Jeff.

But that will always be the logical thing to do. From a business standpoint, Jeff sells glowsticks and wristbands and shirts ad infinitum to little girls who want the hair-dying bad boy to take their virginity. Matt brings nothing to the table except the possiblity of a Hardy Boyz reunion.
Tom Guycott is offline   Reply With Quote