Sorry -I'm a bit bored here, so here's what my estranged brain has come up with......
Dip Me In Chocolate & Throw Me To The Lesbians Match
Val Venis v William Regal v Jerry 'The King' Lawler v Jonathon Coachman
(Loser is last one to get licked clean by a large pool of 10 hot chicks
)
Cruiserweight Title Elimination Chamber Match
Jamie Noble v Chavo Guerrero v Rey Mysterio v Billy Kidman v Paul London v Shannon Moore
WWE Title
Eddie Guerrero v RVD
World Heavyweight Title
John Cena v Randy Orton
Loser gets the electric chair and dies and finally ends this damn feud match
HBK v HHH
5 man tag match up - Survivor Series style
Christian, The Dudleys, Ric Flair & Batista v The Rock, Mick Foley, Eugene, Edge & Shelton Benjamin
No 1 contender match for WWE Title
Angle v Benoit
Intercontinental Title Match
Matt Hardy v Chris Jerico
US Title Match: (Winner doesn't retire)
Rene Dupree v Hardcore Holly v Bradshaw
(Dupree takes a chainsaw to Holly & Bradshaw and makes them permanently retire)