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It must fucking suck being Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho walks into a McDonalds
'I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries and a coke'
'Yes sir, Mr Jericho sir' *winks*
60 to 90 seconds later
'Here you go Mr Jericho sir, a Fillet-o-Fish, an apple and a DVD copy of 'Battleship Potemkin'
'Huh?'
'You're Chris Jericho, you always say the exact opposite of what you mean. Would you like any sauces?'
'Yes please'
'Goodbye, enjoy your meal'.
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