Jericho stopped mid sentence when Trish decided to stick out her tits.
The ref takes the opportunity to copy that "spider man dance" he saw on the internet.
JERICHO: I only have to job THIS MANY MORE times to triple H before I get a win!
CHRISTIAN: WHAT? That's it?
RVD: I'm not hearing the ocean, Dave.
BATISTA: I'm not lying! Just listen a while longer!
BATISTA: I'm not letting this loose until you hear it!
RVD: OK, OK, I hear the ocean, let go!
BATISTA: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT, YOU DON'T REALLY HEAR IT
Batista fails miserabley in his impersonation of Trinity
FLAIR: Mark, you're going to have to lose this much more weight before you can fly on the plane.
MARK: DAMNIT! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE AGAIN?
LANCE: Whoa, the ocean!
BATISTA (yelling from the back): GOD DAMNIT!
Someone painted a blue and red stripe on our flag, Mick! Now we can't just surrender the match!
Renee Dupree decided to hold back his comments after realizing Archangel Tyreal was in the audience.
The wwe logo then suddenly started to distort gravity.
*sniff sniff*
Where the hell has this mic been?
ok might do the rest later