|  01-21-2012, 03:44 PM | #6310 | 
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			ROFL from the Onion 
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		| BALTIMORE—Reflecting on a 12-4 season that showcased their gritty,  brash, defense-first style, the Baltimore Ravens admitted Thursday that  while everyone else chases the pretty, sexy wins, they actually prefer  theirs ugly. "There's just something about the physical, dirty, sweaty  ones, the ones that aren't much to look at but really make you work for  it and might even hurt you," said one Ravens player who asked not to be  named and claimed there were "at least 10 other guys" on the team who  shared his feelings. "Everyone chases after the sexy ones, the ones with  poise and so on, but there's something about grunting and shoving your  way through that sweaty muck for an hour that makes an ugly one a lot  more satisfying. Mmm. Yeah." The Ravens refused to name which of the  ugly wins was their favorite, but admitted there was one "real hog  wallow" in Tennessee they'd always regret letting get away from them.   |  | 
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