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I'm gonna put this in writing. Laurinaitis wins the Rumble and gives his Mania shot to Jericho, a la Vince in 1999. Laurinaitis has been in cahoots with Jericho the whole time, telling him to be the complete opposite of what Punk is (don't talk). We had the teaser last night of Laurinaitis wrestling, and they've been constantly telling us that "everyone is eligible for the Rumble this year." And now that Laurinaitis can't screw Punk at the Rumble because he needs to keep his job, this is his plan B.
Or something along those lines. I dreamt it all in class this morning. Would love it if it happens now. Of course, Jericho could just win the Rumble by himself, but I could see Jericho drawing a really low number and lasts a while but ultimately gets eliminated, only for Laurinaitis to secretly rig the drawing to get number 30, and wins that way with Jericho's aid.
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