The booking committee in ROH wouldn't sign Mike Mizanin. He's not their style of performer, and he would over-shadow the younger talent. Plus the fans would tear him apart. He has little-to-no athletic ability, he can't get over without production, and he is so scripted you can almost see the words on his hand when he cuts promos.
You can look through rose colored glasses all you want and polish your turd. Just don't be surprised when you're covered in shit.
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