In my e-fed I once won the right to book a card, and booked it entirely with egomanaical matches like....
"Build Me A Sculpture" match, in which the two opponents would sculpt a tribute to my likeness and the best one would win.
"Sell My T-Shirts" match, in which the competitors would sell my merch in the crowd for a certain period of time.
"Write an Epic Poem About Me" match.
"Pick Up My Laundry" match.
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