Dammit!
I noticed your post count at 999, and started composing a post to show 'my baited breath and excited trembles caused by awaiting your 1000th post.'
Then my boss walked in,

so I had to wait for 5 minutes, and then I saw your post!
Anyway,
Congratulations.
You truly do
SUCK ASS!(c)
Ferocious > Goldbird