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To appreciate Jeff Hardy, I will now give you all another famous Jeff poem:
Today I took a sick bump
and my body needs aleviation
I fell hard on my rump
But I do it for appreciation
I love to hump ladders
and my bumps look like in ring masturbation
but none of that matters
I do it for the appreciation
I enjoy the glowing hair dye
I got it from a greasy asian
LSD makes me think I can fly!
And I do it for the appreciation
-Jeff Hardy (sent to me personally, written from his own hand.)
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