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Originally Posted by legendkiller
I don't see this happening. I seriously doubt if the WWE will ever actually put the title on RVD. I would love to see it but it just seems that maybe the WWE lacks faith in RVD in carrying the company. But then again with him probably turning heel soon then maybe they are going to give him the title so I don't know. I just don't think that he will get the belt at Wrestlemania.
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You're absolutely correct.
But...............The WWE has got a plan:
JBL is set up against Eddie at the Great American Bash, right?
Wrong!
What's gonna happen is that Bradshaw is gonna injure himself in a freak accident involving a snow-blower, Hardcore Holly and bunch of double-ended dildo's, and he's sadly going to lose his 'Clothesline from Hell' arm.
Hardcore Holly, after being offered the main event sadly has to decline, as he is too distraught, and can offer no further service to Smackdown other than beating up small, new guys who the writers can't destroy in a CW title storyline.
So that leaves them The Undertaker or Booker T.
Well, Undertaker can only say Rest In Peace since the return of the Dead-Cowboy-Man, and Paul Bearer is at McDonalds, so Taker is unable to take the main event spot.
Booker T, when offered the spot can do nothing but cry. At first, Vince believes it is because he is so happy because he will be in a main event again.
However, they quickly come to realise that he is crying tears of sadness and loss, and they quickly ask him about his relationship with Bradshaw and Holly.
All the bookman can offer them is a letter from the Miami Police Department, explaining to them that the Commissioner was on the Internet last night, and saw that in the past Booker T had received a mysterious note, from an unnamed source, that practically begged investigation, but as he must have thrown it in the trash, then he would never make a detective, and his lifelong dream of becoming a traffic policemen was over. Plus the criminal record didn't help.
So who did that leave?
Jamie Noble or Rob Van Dam.
Vince went for the talented, charismatic, skillful option and chose Noble, so he was on his way to find him, when in a freak geographical error he actually found the Cruiserweight dressing room, to find that they had all went home after Velocity, because if they stayed around for Smackdown, people just took the piss out of them. (Stephanie and the rest of the Creative team)
The rest is history.
Vince goes to see Rob Van Dam, Paul Heyman explains to Vince about the heel turn plan, where the Dudleys will run out and get Eddie at the end of the main event and RVD will turn heel and get the title, and hold it until at least 1 PPV after WM21.
Vince is knackered from all this walking about, so he agrees.
R V D
And it's all fact!
I prophesied in my dreamstate this afternoon!
