John: I'd sooner jump up and down on one foot. By the way, is this supposed to be tennis or Ping-Pong?
1) You look like you could use the exercise.
2) It's called PONG, so I DUNNO.
Tim: They could've just as easily called this game anything—Baseball
Please note exhibit A, which looks much like a baseball diamond.
EGM: This game was so popular in Japan that—
John: They made it into a TV show?
EGM: Well, no. It was so popular that they ran out—
John: Oh, did they make collectible trading cards for it?
EGM: Um, no. It was so popular that there was a shortage of the coins used to play it.
John: But you can get this game on a cell phone. Why would you want to pay for it in an arcade?
