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Old 06-04-2004, 05:48 AM   #17
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The Year: 2049
The Occasion: Bob 'Hardcore' Holly Retirement Party
Hosted by Vince McMahon





Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm Vince McMahon, and I would like to thankyou all for coming to the honorary retirement party of Bob 'Hardcore' Holly.

Bob has been with the WWE for 62 years now, and back in the day, when he was just learning that fantastic drop-kick, and still had a full head of hair, he said to me, 'Vince, I want to work for you forever'.

Well that was music to my ears, I can tell you. Bob has always been one of my favourite bitches *cough..cough* wrestlers, and I have always believed that he plays a very important role in the locker room.
Bearing that in mind I put him under a 60 year contract.

Anyway, as that contract has come to an end, we think it's only fair to let him retire and enjoy his well earned rest and relaxation.

I know Bob would like me to thank all the WWE talent who have helped him hold the WWE Undisputed World Heavyweight Intercontinental Hardcore US Tag Title Championship for the last 5 years undefeated.

I'm sure that Bob would say these words himself if he hadn't have died 3 years ago.

However, nobody holds on to so many belts forever, and we felt it was time for Bob to retire and all those title belts to be given back out to other wrestlers.
And can I also take the opportunity to point out that the bits of Bob that are stuck to the belts can be easily removed with a toothbrush and some caustic soda. And I can appreciate that they all smell a bit, but really it's no worse than when HHH held them.

Anyway, could you all raise your glasses to Bob Hardcore Holly.
*clink*
Farewell!









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