The Capt of the Fruit Loop Troop vs. The guy from the tooth fairy
Winner: John Cena
How: Pinfall
Move: AA
Vince's Only Real Son vs. Vince's non-homo bromance - Hell in a Cell Match with special referee Steph's real dad
Winner: The Undertaker
How: Pinfall
Move: Tombstone
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho - WWE Championship
Winner: Chris jericho
How: Pinfall
Move: Codebreaker
The Great Vanilla vs. The Ginger Warrior - World Heavyweight Championship
Winner: Sheamus
How: Pinfall
Move: Broge Kick
Everyone's non-homo man crush vs. The guy who took my sister's sharpie 2 years ago - Intercontinental Championship
Winner: Cody Rhodes
How: Pinfall
Move: Disaster Kick
Team Comedy Act vs. Team Guys who shouldn't have to stoop to this level - Winner gets full control of ECW and The water cooler by the green filing cabinet on floor 3 of Titan Towers.
Winner: Team John
How: Pinfall
Move: The Verdict
*BONUS* Who scores the pin? David Otounga
*BONUS* Who gets pinned? Santino
The Star of The Marine 3 vs. Kane's Mask
Winner: Orton
How: Pinfall
Move: RKO
Little Miss Piss In A Sink & Some non wrestler who is taking the spot of a legit wrestler vs. Team Bitch
Winner: Kelly/Maria
How: Pinfall
Move: Rollup
*BONUS* Who scores the pin? Maria
*BONUS* Who gets pinned? Beth
Not added to tipsters, but I'd like to see this one for myself.
Gonna throw this on just in case it gets added to tipsters. Announced on WWE.com, or something.
Epico & Primo VS Jimmy & Jey Uso VS Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel
Winner: The Usos
How: Pinfall
Move: Splash
*BONUS* Who scores the pin? Jimmy Uso
*BONUS* Who gets pinned? Primo