Gertner

As we all know, I am the source for the Sport of Professional Wrestling and pretty much every opinion and idea I have is gold. Well, the WWE has stolen an idea I've had for years: Barry Stevens

I always thought it'd be awesome if some shitty looking heel who is terrible on the mic, cut horrible insult heel promos. He'd get over huge. Yet again, I am a genius and therefore should be worshipped by you.

Also, Daniel Bryan is terrible and should be losing to Heath Slater.

Thank you.