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They should have some guy come out in a wheelchair with a cast on his leg during some babyface's match being pushed by some guy. Even let it be Tyson Kidd or someone like that. The guy in the wheelchair claims that Kidd assaulted them randomly on the street, or something like that. Kidd is all "I've never seen this person before in my life."
Weeks go past, and every now and then that guy in the wheelchair is shown watching Kidd's matches from the back, biting his knuckles as if seeing Kidd walking free is the most awful thing he can imagine. He even starts up websites calling Kidd "the most disgusting human being in history." Eventually, Kidd wants this guy to admit he is faking, because he never attacked him and what he is doing is slander. Kidd tries to prove that the guy in the wheelchair is faking it by dumping him out of the chair, but the guy just falls down and cries in pain. Security and referees come out and restrain Kidd, who is like "Sorry! I swear he is faking it! What's going on here?" The guy in the wheelchair claims that he won't sue Tyson Kidd and the WWE if they hire his brothers, who happen to be professional wrestlers:
Cue the return of Colin Delaney, and his brother, James Delaney. The guy in the wheelchair then serves as their manager, and constantly claims that babyfaces have hurt him, sexually harassed him, hit on his girlfriend, cheated on their wives or anything to try and ruin their connection with the "WWE Universe."
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