I can already see Bradshaw's response to this in my mind...
"Bah gawd! A'hm Jay-Bee-Ell dammit! Ah cun do whutever ah want! A'hm tha reason tha ratin's ur so hah! Them there ger-mans ur wimps! AH'M THA ONE THAT STUFFED EM IN THAR LOCKERS AN' MADE EM DO MAH HOMEWORK DAMMIT!"

Every fan that's older than 12 knows that Bradshaw's nothing but a joke.