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Randy Orton and his campaign advisor are mingling at some random political get together, sipping cocktails and whatever the fuck.
Orton: So, that guy over there is who I'm running against, huh?
Advisor: That's right, Mr. Orton. He's considered somewhat of a legend around these parts. It'll be a tough victory.
Orton: Legend? Right. Hey listen buddy, I'll be right back.
Randy slowly walks over to his competitor on the other side of the room who has his back turned to him. Suddenly, Randy breaks into a full run and attempts an RKO...but misses. His competitor is startled.
Competitor: Mr. Orton! Exactly what the hell are you doing?
Orton: Uhhh....hey, sorry about that man. I noticed your collar was crooked, thought I'd fix it for you.
Competitor: O....K. Thanks.....I guess.
Orton: No problem. Be seein' ya.
Randy mumbles to himself before backing up and running at his competitor once more...
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