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Press Conference being held on C-SPAN
Reporter: Mr. Orton, you have very little to no real experience in politics, so what made you decide to run for President?
Orton: Well, my Dad used to be a politician. Plus, I'm a new guy, so everyone will have to love me and come up with excuses for my under-developed skills while my party pushes me to the Oval Office.
Orton fan-boys cheer and scream and cry like teenage girls at a Beatles concert
Reporter: Many critics have pointed out that aside from the heavy support from your political party, you have no true credentials, with the exception of riding on the coat-tails of past successes and more experienced politicians. How do you respond to that?
Orton: That's a blatant lie. I've never copied off of anyone or taken anyone else's trademarks in my life. Reaganomics RK-nomics will be exactly what the country needs to stimulate the economy, and I think everyone agrees that Operation Iraqi RKO Freedom is already a major success.
Orton fan-boys carry on like televangelists during the Second Coming of Christ
Reporter: While it's true that you are making quite a splash in the immediate political scene, most analysts show that most all of your plans won't last in the long run. What is your answer to that?
Orton: Ummmm.....uhhhh....
Ric Flair comes out and finishes the press conference for him, while Orton stands around uselessly and smirking, thus making the Orton fan-boys die of orgasmic joy
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