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Papa Shango needs to dig up the bodies of Owen Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Crash Holly, Road Warrior Hawk, the Big Bossman, and Chris Benoit, reanimate them, have them outwrestle the current jobbers and low carders (who never have and never will have a real future in WWE to begin with) and eat their brains when they lose. Batista comes out, and during his entrance he fires real assault rifles and throws a real grenade and decimates the undead superstars before they would infect the whole roster. Ratings boost a hundred fold, which is why it'll never happen.
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