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Bradshaw: "General, it is time to mount the attack. Prepare our troops to unleash a blitzkrieg of Clotheslines from Hell on the French opposition!!!"
General: "But sir, the enemy is armed with machine guns, bayonets, a calvary, and heavy artillery!"
Bradshaw: "Silence! I am confident that our blitzkrieg of Clotheslines from Hell will overwhelm our unpatriotic and weak enemy and force them into submission!!!"
4 hours and 500,000 German deaths later...
General: "Sir, we have been routed! What other maneuvers might we execute to salvage this disaster?"
Bradshaw: "I dunno."
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