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**Corkscrewed** · 06-08-2004, 04:34 PM

Stacy Kiebler comes out in her "before" stage as part of the promotion for her new movie 14 Going on 40

Distraught that his father was still Cruiserweight Champ, Chavo Jr. allowed his gravity manipulation skills to go haywire, much to the misfortune of the ladies.

OR

The WWE divas do their Stephanie McMahon impression.

Batista: champion of the Invisible-Midget-Military-Pressing-While-On-Your-Knees competition.

Shelton fought hard, but Evolution was going to make him watch the new Bradshaw/A-Train porn on Randy's new mini DVD player whether Benjamin liked it or not!

Edge had been looking so much like Triple H recently that he had begun to catch a bit of Hunter's Hold Down Aura.

Seconds later, The Rock unveiled a new and amazing maneuver when he unleashed his Wardrobe Malfuncion Laser Eyes.

When a stray bear wandered into the arena, the WWE decided to stop it by dropping Jerichos on it.

Jericho was having a hard time with the new A-Train Tricycle.

La Resistance, relinquishing the titles when Benoit told them he was part German.

Benoit found out the hard way not to tangle with Rhyno's Twizzlers.

Steven Richards struck again when he tried to shoot Edge in the heart with an arrow for the third time. Unfortunately for Benoit's groin, he missed.

"Whaddya mean there's no cream filling???"

Benoit does his time-warping Supersonic Jet impression.

Kane wasn't quite getting the gist of these tango lessons.

When Benoit was suddenly pantsed, it was up to Glenn "Auto-Censor for the FCC" Jacobs to save the day.

Does this even need a caption?

Eugene felt humiliated. Management had been treating like a dog for a while now, but not it was starting to get literal.

Eugene would have had a fantastic double axe handle, except that those were Rhyno's Twizzlers, as you may recall, and that meant the landing wouldn't be pretty.

Coach knew he'd hit rock bottom when both a retard and a Brit were calling him a homo.

Orton further cements his status as a heel when by stealing Shawn's smile...

Michaels reversed the cards by swiping Randy's boot.

The Three-Person Foot-to-Foot/Head-to-Head Chain: Another side effect of Rhyno. Have some glue remover!

I guess Michaels found blades too much of a hastle and switched over to pistols.

Batista does his Bradshaw in Germany impression.

Seeing his buddy, Randy, in trouble, Batista sprung into action and merged Shawn into his shoulder, thereby saving Orton from a savage beating.

Here we see HBK's torso stuck after he tried to take some of Rhyno's Twizzler...

Backstage, Chavo Jr. smirked. Triple H had nothing on him!

You see, Triple H had bought the last ticket the Hansen concert...

Peter held HHH in placed while Egon sucked him into his backpack. That should take care of this one!
(rep for the weak reference)

06-08-2004, 04:34 PM	#3
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Stacy Kiebler comes out in her "before" stage as part of the promotion for her new movie 14 Going on 40 Distraught that his father was still Cruiserweight Champ, Chavo Jr. allowed his gravity manipulation skills to go haywire, much to the misfortune of the ladies. OR The WWE divas do their Stephanie McMahon impression. Batista: champion of the Invisible-Midget-Military-Pressing-While-On-Your-Knees competition. Shelton fought hard, but Evolution was going to make him watch the new Bradshaw/A-Train porn on Randy's new mini DVD player whether Benjamin liked it or not! Edge had been looking so much like Triple H recently that he had begun to catch a bit of Hunter's Hold Down Aura. Seconds later, The Rock unveiled a new and amazing maneuver when he unleashed his Wardrobe Malfuncion Laser Eyes. When a stray bear wandered into the arena, the WWE decided to stop it by dropping Jerichos on it. Jericho was having a hard time with the new A-Train Tricycle. La Resistance, relinquishing the titles when Benoit told them he was part German. Benoit found out the hard way not to tangle with Rhyno's Twizzlers. Steven Richards struck again when he tried to shoot Edge in the heart with an arrow for the third time. Unfortunately for Benoit's groin, he missed. "Whaddya mean there's no cream filling???" Benoit does his time-warping Supersonic Jet impression. Kane wasn't quite getting the gist of these tango lessons. When Benoit was suddenly pantsed, it was up to Glenn "Auto-Censor for the FCC" Jacobs to save the day. Does this even need a caption? Eugene felt humiliated. Management had been treating like a dog for a while now, but not it was starting to get literal. Eugene would have had a fantastic double axe handle, except that those were Rhyno's Twizzlers, as you may recall, and that meant the landing wouldn't be pretty. Coach knew he'd hit rock bottom when both a retard and a Brit were calling him a homo. Orton further cements his status as a heel when by stealing Shawn's smile... Michaels reversed the cards by swiping Randy's boot. The Three-Person Foot-to-Foot/Head-to-Head Chain: Another side effect of Rhyno. Have some glue remover! I guess Michaels found blades too much of a hastle and switched over to pistols. Batista does his Bradshaw in Germany impression. Seeing his buddy, Randy, in trouble, Batista sprung into action and merged Shawn into his shoulder, thereby saving Orton from a savage beating. Here we see HBK's torso stuck after he tried to take some of Rhyno's Twizzler... Backstage, Chavo Jr. smirked. Triple H had nothing on him! You see, Triple H had bought the last ticket the Hansen concert... Peter held HHH in placed while Egon sucked him into his backpack. That should take care of this one! (rep for the weak reference) Last edited by Corkscrewed; 06-08-2004 at 04:47 PM.