In an effort to save WWE some money, Table matches from now on would need a mandatory 2 women and Dave Batista for the Dudleys to crash through.
Batista: SUCK ON MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
Benoit: Dude! Where's my car?
Edge: Where's your car, dude?
Benoit: Dude...where's my car?
Edge: Where's your car, dude?
Later......
Benoit: Sweet! What about mine?
Edge: Dude! What does mine say?
Benoit: Sweet! What about mine?
Edge: Dude! What does mine say?
etc.........
Rock: Yeah, Baby.....
Kate*muttering*: Get your hand off my ass! It's more than you can afford!
Rock: You want the jabroni!
Kate: I'm not Triple H!
Jericho: Albert! You've got new boots! Cool!
A-Train: Really not the time, Chris!
Ref: Are you alright A-Train?
A-Train: I don't think I'm quite right. I'm currently hallucinating I'm on RAW.
Ref: You are on RAW
A-Train: Live TV? Me? Who are you trying to kid?
Edge: Chris - get up. HHH and his goons are bringing the invisible crucifix down to the ring.
Benoit: What the fuck do you think you're gonna do with that?
Benoit: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
While Benoit always appreciated a Blowjob, his fear overwhelmed him when Kane whispered, "Don't worry, I've been getting lessons from Lita"
Eugenes new finishing move
Starts off with a high-flying double elbow tornado slam, and ends up with a pin from the left knee.
For some unknown reason JR named it 'The Dog-Piss'
Eugene: I want to go down there.
*security rushes towards the steps*
Regal: No son, you can't. You're not dressed ridiculously enough.
HBK: Pay attention Randy!
Orton: But there's a poster with my name on it up there!
Ref: It's not for you.
Orton: But is says 'Look Randy Go Randy'
Ref: No. It says 'LC's Randy 4 Randy'
HBK*sniggers: Homo!
Off-camera voice: People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it's a *heck* of a lot more complicated than that! I mean I can make you look old, bald and past it.
HBK: Not me. I'm the Heartbreak Kid.
Batista: Look! Here comes Triple H's ego!
Shawn Michaels, mounted on his invisible flying dinner chair decided to show off a little, and flew 2 laps of the ring prior to landing backstage in the green room for a little Roast Lamb and Potato Dauphinoise.