Gail Kim
looking into the sky) Alright, I see a large fluff cloud shaped like a V, I see an ice cream cone, a Mr. Fudgie, and an airplane. What do you see?
Lita: I see a man in a tuxedo, I see a belt around his shoulder, I see a glass cieling, I see him looking down on every superstar in the WWE. I wonder who the man is...???
Randy: Come on Shelton, this is the closest you'll ever get to the IC title, you will never hold it in your hands.
Shelton: But last week I picked it up and nailed you in the head with it.
Randy: ....
Ric Flair: He's got you there, champ.
or....
Randy: Come on Shelton, read the title. Who's name is printed on it? What does it say?
Shelton: Made In Tawaiin.
Randy: What?
Edge: Let me give you a touch of devil, Benoit!
Benoit: Whoa, back off barney.
A-Train is such a horrible seller and wrestler. Everytime he does an offensive move such as an irish whip or a bodyslam, he screams on the top of his lungs, even when A-Train has his opponent locked in an abdominal stretch, A-Train still yelps and screams, but when A-Train is locked into Chris Jericho's Walls Of Jericho, he just grabs his head in frusteration and puts on a really nasty look, and the move is really supposed to hurt like hell.
Rob: Hey Chris, can you guess which one of us will hipnotize you faster?
Sylvain: (Whipser) Me.
Rob: (Whisper) No, Me.
Chris: I am now commanded! You may proceed!
(Moments before)
Triple H: Now stand here, close your eyes and don't move.
Chris: I trust you!
Seconds later.
Chris: I feel...I feel like I'm flying!
(Opens eyes)
Chris: Oh Shit!
Bill and Ted broke into another Presidental Congress meeting.