Ahhhh, how I've missed them.
Stacy felt a bit awkward doing the hokey-pokey all by herself, but anything for some TV time, right?
No one's entirely sure just
how they managed to botch a simple collar-and-elbow tie up that badly, but that was the last time they let Lita and Gail Kim into the same match ever again.
Just when all seemed lost for Shelton, Batista was suddenly possessed by the spirit of the Hulkster, and left wrestling to make a string of crappy movies for a few years and then run another promotion into the ground.
Once again, proof that Orton needs the rest of Evolution to help him carry a good match.
Benoit: I'm jobbing to La Resistance?!
Edge: You're still the World Champion?!
Jessica Biel was more than a little bit disturbed when the Rock told her she "smelled like Mick" in a suggestive voice.
Chris Jericho's performance in Peter Jackson's remake of
King Kong was a smash hit.
A-Train cursed the day that Flair told him he could do a hurricanrana.
Benoit: So, wait. I'm from Edmonton, but I'm being announced as a good ol' American boy from Georgia. Meanwhile, one of you guys is from Kentucky, but is being announced as an evil Canadian?
Conway: Yup, and now the guys who couldn't beat the Hurricane and Rosey fairly are gonna kick the crap out of the guy who made Triple H tap. Life's funny that way, isn't it?
Benoit: At least to Vince, it is....*grumbles*
Y'know, I'd like to take this time out to say just how pleased I am at how WWE is making Benoit out to be a strong champion....
....Yessir, the way he's been plowing through top-tier wrestlers left and right just makes him look invincible....
.....and there's no doubt in my mind that he's going to be going into the PPV looking stronger than ever...
...In fact, his run on top could lead to him being a real staple of what a Champion should be!
....yes, Benoit, I was being sarcastic.
It's been banned in WWE for quite some time, but for this momentous title match, WWE let Benoit use the Warp Speed Hyperspace Headbutt just this one time.
Nitro wasn't entirely sure how to react when Eugene marked him as his 'territory.'
It's too bad that the cameraman took the picture so early, because Eugene's double-flip Dragonrana was easily the most spectacular move I've seen in years.
Coach wanted to get at Eugene and tear him apart, but unfortunately, he was struck with Pantomimitosis, a disease that suddenly makes people act like they're trapped inside glass boxes.
I know Orton's green and all, but when the referees have to act out what he's supposed to do during the match, then maybe it's time to hold off that main event push for a while.
Michaels wouldn't have been as upset by this if Orton weren't wearing cleats.
The referee secretly begins a Vulcan Mind Meld with Orton to help him cope with the pain.
The Michaels/Triple H feud was heated enough, but things finally reached the breaking point when Hunter brought that paintball gun to the ring.
Compared to "The Game," "The Legend Killer," and especially "The Nature Boy," being hailed "The Disco King" just isn't quite as cool.
HBK took particular offense when Orton accused him of foul play the day he helped Marty jump through that window.
HBK couldn't believe he got Hunter to install a Glass Tire Swing!
Michaels was in charge of bringing the furniture to the Evolution Mass Suicide. Unfortunately, he showed up a little late.
HBK: I thought we'd told you never to come back here, you blond she-beast!
HHH: Shawn, what the hell are you doing?! It's me! Hunter!
HBK: You're not going to fool me this time, Nicole Bass!
Michaels soon realized his mistake, and they held each other and cried for a long, long time.