A-Train and Eugene are playing chess. Eric Bischoff and William Regal look on.
A-Train: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
Regal: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Bischoff: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Regal: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a...special person.
Bischoff: That's 'cause "special people" don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
A-Train: Grrf.
Regal: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, my dear boy: let the Wookiee win.
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