Just to screw with the fans, Vince decided to make Paul London and Justin Credible the official WWE Rickshaw Boys.
(I know that's not a rickshaw, but work with me here)
Now that his big brother was here, Bob Holly was beginning to regret picking on little Tajiri.
That dastardly Eddie! He's outdone even himself by stealing two thirds of the picture!
The Rey Mysterio/Random Fan synchronized choreographed flying Y-M-C-A routine was quite a hit with the fans. Even Chavo Jr. wondered just how he did it!
Chavo was taking this little Norman Oswell gimmick a little too far.
Classic: "What happened?!"
Chavo Jr.: "I dunno! I just went for this Twizzler.... and now I'm stuck!"
Classic: "Dios mio muchacho! How many times did I tell you NEVER TAKE OTHER WRESTLERS' CANDY???"
You'd think this was the result of the German crowd attacking Bradshaw after his Nazi signs at the house show. Actually, he'd just unluckily driven through a soccer game where the home team was losing.
Bradshaw after being attacked by a 12 year-old internet geek.
As a courtesy to sports fans, SmackDOWN! was nice enough to display the score of the Laker/Detroit NBA Finals game at the corner of the screen.
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Here it is: proof that when your push timer expires, you collapse and get buried.
Once again, RVD bested Cena when he unleashed the mighty rock to counter Cena's scissors. Obviously, as the score indicated, rock-paper-scissors was not Cena's game.
Crap, RVD's push timer expired too.
Ref: "That's right, Cena! Hebner 3:56 says I just screwed you over for the title, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it cuz Bri-An said so!!!"
Halfway through, the match was interrupted when Steven Richard's fight with his wife spilled into the ring, and Brian Hebner had to hold both back.
Even Kurt grimaced at the Lakers' ass kicking at the hands of the Pistons (that's to you, loopy, even though it kills me).
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Angle demonstrates how the WWE writers react when they try to think and use logic.
Van Helsing knew this would be his biggest challenge yet when he faced off against the Giant of the Beanstalk.
Paul: "Taker, even though it'll mean you've succumbed to a weak human emotion and have chosen to turn evil for the sake of saving a man who's turned on you more times than Kane in the past, you must join me, and together we will rule the WWE galaxy!!!"
Golden Urn: "Listen to him. He's not telling you anything you don't already know."
Right about now, Taker was wishing that they could toss his crappy gimmick into the golden urn and return him to his former self.
'Whoa... these tattoos look really ugly in black light!'
"All right, Taker! Now that you've joined me, the first thing I want you to do is plant this in the Irani Embassy!!!"