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Bret could have held WWE hostage like he did before. "I'm not going out there for 30 minutes and ruining my legacy as the single most overrated wrestler of all time. I didn't job to Shawn and I'm not going to job to mediocrity." But NOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was "Watch Bret Hart & Family embarrass Vince McMahon for wayyyyy too long so I can get some stiff shots in for shit I am not really over despite all my claims to the contrary because I am a petty bitch who can't understand why Vince wanted me to honor the long-standing tradition and unwritten rule in pro wrestling that you lose on your way out. Y'know, the same tradition and unwritten rule my legendary promoter/wrestler father taught me. Fuck it, Shawn is a faggot and Vince is a prick. I'm Bret Hart. I'm the only guy who has ever worked this hard for Vince and so I should be treated different despite being no different than every other schmuch who went to WCW and pissed all over him upon said debut in said rival company."
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