I think this match-up may cause me to have an aneurysm. Two of my all-time faves, it's incredibly hard to pick one over the other. I feel like I turned heel on myself for doing it, but I went with The Jabroni-Beating, Pie-Eating, Eyebrow-Raising, Trailblazing, Heart-Stopping, Elbow-Dropping, People's Champ, The Rock! I love The Macho Man, but when I think hard about it, there are more things I like about The Rock. Barring the shitty Sharpshooter he does, that is. Without The Rock, the world would not have Poontang Pie. That settled it for me
