The Golden Child II
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Kenzo: Two hands? Hmmm.....pass me another jobber!
Ref: Umm....sorry, but Mordecai has them all booked for the forseeable future!
Eddie's reaction to the news of JBL's continued push
Rey thought the guy in the front row with the white T-shirt was ready to catch him, but it came as a huge surprise to learn that he was actually doing Lemmings II impressions.
Chavo: Give me my burrito!
Ref: He doesn't have it.
Chavo: But I want my burrito!
Chavo: Dad, Rey stole my burrito.
Classic: Will you forget about the burrito! It's been 3 years!
After her eventual transfer to Smackdown after repeatedly botching wrestling, WWE thought it safe to give her a job as a valet.
Stupid, dumb-ass WWE!
Messiest. Big Mac. Ever.
Brian hung his head in shame. How did Booker T ever expect to get the crowd behind him and win a 5 minute match with a submission move when there was still 1min 58 seconds to go?
Number of fans committed to buying the Great American Bash.
Odds for an RVD Main-Event Push: 1:56 on.
That's why it's called Smackdown!
Ref: So earlier Rey leaped from the top rope. He went like this...
Cena: WTF?
RVD: Can I get stoned yet?
Ref: ...and then Chavo's got Rey's head and he's like 'Gimme my burrito!', and I'm totally freaking out coz I love burritos! Man, I'm hungry!
Ref: You're not getting to touch him until I get a burrito!
This is how you would look with one testicle accidentally stuck in a cast.
or.....
Kurt finally realised the disaster that had become 'The WWE Writers'.
or...
Kurt: No Bradshaw - please don't do the Heil Hitler thing....aw shit!
All I've got time for tonight.