The ancient centennial sacrifice of the best Japanese warrior to the alien spaceship was about to commence.
Kenzo: Oh my goorness, surfer Sting firally make his WWE deboo.
Godfather: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Nick: No Rey, don't do it! You have so much to live for!
Rey: I can't stand a woman and an old man being the last two cruiserweight champs. Tell my wife I looooooooooooooove herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Chavo: Oh shit, he better not fall on me.
Nick: Chavo, stop it!!! He's had enough!
Chavo: *makes incisions into Rey's face*
I saw this on The Swan, he could really use a makeover so he doesn't have to wear the mask anymore!
Classic: Son, come here and give me a hug! You finally lost your virginity, even if it was to Jazz.
Chavo Jr.: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, not heeeeeeeeeeeeere!!!
After Bradshaw got fired from the WWE for his Nazi saluting, he decided to enter the demolition derby championships.
Bradshaw microwaves his salad for a few seconds to make it soggier, but he should have taken the metal fork out first.
The ref shows off his best Elvis impression yet.
The ref decided to restart the match clock to zero because Cena nearly threw up after Mae Young was streaking in the crowd.
RVD: *punches Cena*
Ref: Come on Rob, you can hit harder than that, PUSSY!
Cena: Hebner, shut the fuck up!
RVD: OH YEAH??? *hits him harder*
Ref: Pfffffffffffffft, thats nothing! Pretend he stole your stash!
RVD: *knocks out some of Cena's teeth*
Cena:
The explosion of the nuclear bomb in Iraq sent shockwaves into the Smackdown arena.
Ref: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out, out came the sun....
Cena: I GIVE UP! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Worst. People's Elbow. Ever.
Kurt: Now Moolah streaking through the ring, I can't look!!!
Even God was tired of the undead biker gimmick, so he knocked him upside the head.
The Undertaker was in disbelief when Paul Bearer's remains were given to him, but he felt better since he thought that Heyman would be the perfect replacement for Oompa loompa.
Heyman couldn't believe that Taker's supernatural powers finally got him an erection.
Taker was filled with emotion after hearing that he would be facing Booker T, and not Booker Shango, yet again.
Heyman was very dedicated to his new Paul Bearer gimmick, and he'd be damned if he couldn't do a better job.