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**FourFifty** · 06-11-2004, 09:43 PM

Unbeknownst to our little buddy Kenzo, his debut match would put him up against God himself.

In an attempt to de-push Cena, Brain did as he was instructed. He gave Cena the �Cena 3:56 says I just busted a cap in yo ass� stigma.

Even after all this time has passed, and how many times it has been shown, Kurt STILL can�t help but cringe at the Triple H/Steph honeymoon video.

Paul: Hey! Mark! Buddy! Pal! Would you care for some nuts?
Undertaker: First off don�t call me Mark when we�re on TV, second off that�s a jar of spring loaded snakes.

Now it was just disrespectful to play catch with the ashes of Al Wilson.

Undertaker: OH CRAP! I just dropped Al� Torrie is gonna be maaaaaaad!

Paul: Now I know all of you are wondering why I�m out here with a WWE logo stain on my suit. Well I�m here to tell you that I�m going to get that nasty stain out with a new product called Stain Away! It�ll get coffee out of cotton, pomegranate juice out of polyester, and a note that says �I Still Remember� out of the memory of WWE writers!

JBL should have listened to Jamie a few weeks ago� Never wear a rental to a WWE show.

Brain: Rene�. GET THE TABLES!!!!
Rene: Vat ze �ell?

Eddie: Now I know I�m going to have to pay for this limo, and of course there will be tons of legal work due to traffic violations and Pace may sue me for using their �New York City� catch phrase, but that�s okay vato! I had subway for lunch!

God bless that luchador� Always in the mood for an impromptu mosh pit!

06-11-2004, 09:43 PM	#37
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Unbeknownst to our little buddy Kenzo, his debut match would put him up against God himself. In an attempt to de-push Cena, Brain did as he was instructed. He gave Cena the �Cena 3:56 says I just busted a cap in yo ass� stigma. Even after all this time has passed, and how many times it has been shown, Kurt STILL can�t help but cringe at the Triple H/Steph honeymoon video. Paul: Hey! Mark! Buddy! Pal! Would you care for some nuts? Undertaker: First off don�t call me Mark when we�re on TV, second off that�s a jar of spring loaded snakes. Now it was just disrespectful to play catch with the ashes of Al Wilson. Undertaker: OH CRAP! I just dropped Al� Torrie is gonna be maaaaaaad! Paul: Now I know all of you are wondering why I�m out here with a WWE logo stain on my suit. Well I�m here to tell you that I�m going to get that nasty stain out with a new product called Stain Away! It�ll get coffee out of cotton, pomegranate juice out of polyester, and a note that says �I Still Remember� out of the memory of WWE writers! JBL should have listened to Jamie a few weeks ago� Never wear a rental to a WWE show. Brain: Rene�. GET THE TABLES!!!! Rene: Vat ze �ell? Eddie: Now I know I�m going to have to pay for this limo, and of course there will be tons of legal work due to traffic violations and Pace may sue me for using their �New York City� catch phrase, but that�s okay vato! I had subway for lunch! God bless that luchador� Always in the mood for an impromptu mosh pit!