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Old 06-12-2004, 02:59 PM   #26
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10) A-Train: Slow, sloppy, and has no heat whatsoever. He'd be higher up the list, but WWE seems to have finally realized his only purpose is to be a big hairy jobber. I'm still pissed that Matt Hardy lost his big push to this ape.

9) Randy Orton: Like TheNamelessOne said, "Has none of the qualities of a main eventer (Other than "The look"), yet is pushed like one." It's not that I actively dislike him; I just wish people would shut up about him for a little while and see if he's really worth all the hype.

8) Goldberg: I'll readily admit to being a Goldberg mark, but that doesn't excuse his sloppy work and his fabled backstage antics. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I heard Jericho kicked his ass backstage.

7) Harcore Holly: Arrogant dickhead who had no justifiable reason for being so. He's a jobber, and no one cares about him, yet he protects his spot like he's Hulk fucking Hogan.

6) Scott Steiner: I don't know whether it's more of disliking him or just pitying him. He used to be incredible, but now he's just a shell of himself. Honestly, it's pretty depressing.

5) Jeff Jarrett: The poor man's Triple H. If you thought a WWe reject could regain his credibility on the indy scene, well think again!

4) Kevin Nash: I've never been a fan of the Clique and their crap, but Nash is just ridiculous. In his current state, he's a danger to himself and his opponents, so he has no right whatsoever to be in the spotlight like he was in '03.

3) Triple H: I'm not going to go into it, because everyone's heard the rant a thousand times before. That still doesn't change the fact that he's done more damage to the promotion than anyone since Hogan.

2) Hulk Hogan: Ahhh, the man who re-invented backstage hooliganry, and ruined more careers than any injuries ever have. One of THE driving reasons that WCW went under. You can't look at the damage Hogan did to wrestling and not be impressed.

1) Bradshaw: Triple H and Hogan both are dicks backstage, but at least they drew at one point or another. Bradshaw has no excuses for any of his shit. He runs the fans down at every opportunity, gives German crowds the Nazi salute, and then defends himself by saying he's just playing the heel. No, there's a huge difference between playing a heel and just being an asshole. Bradshaw is quite possibly the most moronic, undeserving, pathetic son of a bitch to ever get such a push.
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