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My obsession with professional wrestling has become painfully apparent to me, as I actually plan to order Bad Blood tonight. Here are my predictions:
-HBK vs. HHH: HBK's career is almost over, and he knows it. However, his best friend, Triple H's, career is still in mid-stride. Shawn will put over his friend in what I hope will be a classic encounter inside the Hell in a Cell. If it's not, I'm going to be extremely pissed off because this match is the only reason I'm ordering the PPV.
-Benoit vs. Kane: Obviously Benoit is going to walk out of Bad Blood with the World Heavyweight Championship. The question is: will Edge get involved?
-Shelton Benjmain vs. Randy Orton: Orton may be the longest reigning IC Champion in 7 years, but tonight his run comes to an end. Bet on Benjmain to walk out of Bad Blood with the gold.
-Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Gail Kim vs. Lita: The real question here is: will Victoria do her stupid ass dance before the match? Stratus doesn't need the belt, and nobody gives a crap about Lita McBotcher. So I'm going to go with a Gail Kim victory, as the Victoria "I LOVE EVERYTHING!" gimmick is dying fast.
-Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko: So why wasn't Jericho traded to Smackdown again? So that he could feud with radioactively green pieces of shit like Tomko? He could be wrestling Eddie Guerrero and Booker T, but instead he's stuck hauling this guy to a watchable match. Jericho wins, or I cut off my middle finger and mail it to the Titan Towers.
-Benoit & Edge vs. La Resistance: They seriously couldn't think of anything better than a Tag Title rematch? Very disappointing. Edge costs his team the victory.
-Eugene vs. The Coach: Eugene is a good wrestler, so why put him against a non-wrestler like The Coach? Oh, that's right, because Vince McMahon is an idiot. Eugene wins in comical fashion.
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