Cole: Look, Tazz, it's that masked luchadore who's been attacking Rey Mysterio for weeks now!
Tazz: Remember, last week, he won a #1 Contender shot at Rey's Cruiserweight Title. Let's see what he has to say!
**Mysterious Masked Luchadore looks at the crowd, then slowly takes off his mask**
Cole: Oh my God! I don't believe it!
Tazz: It can't be.....but it IS! It's....
Both: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!!!
My God, he is a scary-looking man.