You are Brock Lesnar. Wrestling is real.
You decide you want to hurry along your dates with the WWE, get out of your contract, then go somewhere, rip trees out of the ground, build a house, grow a mean beard, and bang Sable for a few years.
You are returning at TLC, and no one knows. Not even Vince McMahon! Do you...
1. CALL OUT THE UNDERTAKER
Internet nerds know you have some kind of strange beef with The Undertaker. You're just the man to end the streak, and maybe his life.
2. CALL OUT THE ROCK
The Rock picked a bad time to come back and eat all the little fish. It pisses you off that Rock beat Cena, because you couldn't. It's time to remind everyone that you beat The Rock years ago to win your first WWE title.
3. CALL OUT RYBACK
VS. 
Maybe you can get a little redemption for the Goldberg match by beating up this guy. He seems to be the guy to beat in the WWE.
4. ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE ENTERING THE RUMBLE
It's time to take the WWE title home. You'll hang it on your mantle next to the dragon's head.
BONUS QUESTION - WHAT NEXT? (Ideas for poll options)
You still have more dates to fulfill. What's on the Brock Lesnar bucket list?