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I wish we had a UFC countdown style show for this battle. Would be a great parody. You'd have footage of them training and talking smack about each other, but also talking about what they've been doing in training camp. Mix it with Joe Rogan's hyperbole, "Dumbledore's defensive wizardry guard is world class!" Then they'd talk to members of their training staff; Harry, Ron, Frodo, Aragorn etc.
Krispy'd know what I was talking about.
My answer is Gandalf. I like the Harry Potter books better than LOTR because LOTR is like reading a textbook, but Gandalf is simply just a badder motherfucker.
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