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The troops have gathered
VINCE: Okay, guys. In order to prevent any semblance of hypocrisy, we're going to be changing a few things around here. First of all, our World Champion will no longer be known as the "Rabid Wolverine," as that is derogatory toward carnivorous mammals with illnesses.
BENOIT: ...
VINCE: It's okay, we'll just go back to calling you the "Crippler."
BENOIT: That's not so bad.
VINCE: Unfortunately, there are bigger changes in store. Rhyno?
RHYNO: Yeah.
VINCE: Your name is offensive to rhinoceri with learning disabilities. From now on, we're calling you "Steve."
RHYNO: My real name is "Terry."
VINCE: That's a sissy name.
TERRY TAYLOR: Hey!
VINCE: You're "Steve," and you'll like it, dammit! Eddie Guerrero?
EDDIE: Orale, mi raza! Donde esta me gen--
VINCE: ...yeah. We need to make some changes with you.
EDDIE: What? No son animales in my gimmick, homes!
VINCE: "Frogsplash?" That's just BEGGING kids to throw frogs into water at damaging velocities. From now on, your finisher is the "Accordion splash."
RVD: Dude, that sucks. I have to do the "Five-Star Accordion Splash?"
VINCE: No. From now on, your finisher is a dropkick.
RVD: Not cool...
JR: BAH GAWD RATTLESNAKE SUMBITCH!
KING: PUPPIES!
JERICHO: What about them?
VINCE: Are you kidding? They're JR and the King! The fans LOVE them! They can keep on doing what they're doing.
Three weeks later, the company goes out of business.
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