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After finding out about the "French sympathizer" on the RAW roster, President Bush reacted the only way he knew how.



Grenier was grateful for Edge catching him as he plummeted from the rafters, but...he wished he had been standing a step to his left.



The airstrike having failed, Mister Bush sent Scott Summers to finish the job.



REF: Hee hee! That's funny! You guys' "Lita doing a dropkick" impression cracks my shit up...



Well, Edge's lack of faith was disturbing.



At that moment, Jericho knew McMahon had gone too far. A Trishtomko centaur? For shame.



TYSON: Hey, aliens--
JERICHO: It only works if you have a title belt, stupid rookie!



Shelton and Randy's interpretive dance, while appreciated by purists, left the masses scratching their heads.



Say what you will about the decline of his wrestlings skills. Nobody shines a shoe like the Nature Boy.



RHYNO (backstage):



When it came to Diva matches, even the Almighty wanted a closer look.



Sensing Victoria was on the verge of losing, the ref decided now would be a good time to unleash the Butterfly Effect.



It was bad enough that she was being forced to watch Lita wrestle, did they really have to hang Trish from the rack?



The Coach's rendition of "Ave Maria" is rudely interrupted.



Eugene knew he had a match, but damned if "Thriller" didn't get him every time.



Oh, come on, Trips! It's one thing to crucify top guys in the business...



REF: Don't! Follow! The light!



When people talked about Vince requiring Benoit to jump through hoops to retain the title, I don't think this is what they had in mind.



The ref was amazed. Haku was good...



The ref knew he needed to count fast, otherwise his mom might marry Biff Tannen and he'd never be born!



P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!



The smarks' rage was brief, but fierce.



A look at the background of the picture showed that Shawn Michaels was a biiiiiiiiig blader.



The Supernovakick gets 'em every time.



HHH: Whoops. How'd that one get in there?



HHH (sobbing): They kept calling me a cancer...
FLAIR: Fans can be cruel, Hunter.
BATISTA: Hey, a bunny!



The refs always loved it when Uncle Shawn found change.



HBK: I'll never forget you, Stevie...

Great goodling moodly, I sucked this time.