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Here, the WWE fires a 21-Gun Howlitzer Salute to Bradshaw's career.
Even battered and bruised, Michaels took the time to wave goodbye to Bradshaw's career.
Suffice to say, Rob had never gotten a wedgie like
THAT before.
Rhyno was quite bitter about once again being left off a PPV card.
OR
Edge claims the title of Most Badass Pushups Ever.
Seeing the ref's face blocked by a sign, Rob couldn't help but proclaim that the ref could not see him.
Kane and Edge visually illustrate their best Lakers in the fourth quarter during the Fianls impression. (
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Jericho was enjoying watching Steven Richards move to hit a devastating Old School on Tyson when Trish just had to ruin it by running in and making the save with the Prostate Exam from Hell.
Tomko: "God! I offer your servant Shawn Michaels to you as a sacrifice in return for a push in the WWE!"
God: "That's Chris Jericho."
Jericho: "Stupid rookie..."
There was proof right there that Benjamin's suplexes were worthy of orgasms.
During the match, Flair kindly took the time to remind Orton how to assume the Stephanie Position...
... which was helpful, since Orton already had the Triple H actions down to a tee.
There was hell to pay when Trish stole the Cream Filling.
Gail was never one to be subtle when stealing other people's watches.
Whoa! Steph's got an invisible crucifix too!!!
Coach made a mental note to get this Eugene growth checked out.
This cookie ho is also on auction at eBay for the low low price of $70,000!!!
Eugene had this match won until Coach summoned up his powers and hit the Static Shock.
In a discouraging omen, the Chris Benoit statue set over the corner suddenly toppled for no reason at all.
Benoit: "Dammit... Kane... you're... arm-wrestling... Thing... whether you... like it... or not!!!"
Here, Kane does his duty and helps push Benoit.
Tragedy struck when the Headless Horseman ran in and interefered in the match.
That's weird, Shawn thought, [/i]usually the glass ceiling is invisible...[/i]
After Stephanie PMS'ed all over Hunter and accidentally broke his wood, Shawn crept over and consoled his friend with a hug.
Shawn's Funky Man dance was so painful to watch even the stage started bleeding.
Shawn Michaels proves once again that he has lightning-quick feet.
Heyman: "GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE BY MICHAELS!!! GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREE!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know HHH's lost it when Batista and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan have to carry him through a match...
Chiota: "Congratulations, Shawn. You actually didn't blade in a gimmicked PPV match. Guess I do owe you $2750 then."