[Anybody Thrilla]

Originally Posted by loopydate The troops have gathered VINCE: Okay, guys. In order to prevent any semblance of hypocrisy, we're going to be changing a few things around here. First of all, our World Champion will no longer be known as the "Rabid Wolverine," as that is derogatory toward carnivorous mammals with illnesses. BENOIT: ... VINCE: It's okay, we'll just go back to calling you the "Crippler." BENOIT: That's not so bad. VINCE: Unfortunately, there are bigger changes in store. Rhyno? RHYNO: Yeah. VINCE: Your name is offensive to rhinoceri with learning disabilities. From now on, we're calling you "Steve." RHYNO: My real name is "Terry." VINCE: That's a sissy name. TERRY TAYLOR: Hey! VINCE: You're "Steve," and you'll like it, dammit! Eddie Guerrero? EDDIE: Orale, mi raza! Donde esta me gen-- VINCE: ...yeah. We need to make some changes with you. EDDIE: What? No son animales in my gimmick, homes! VINCE: "Frogsplash?" That's just BEGGING kids to throw frogs into water at damaging velocities. From now on, your finisher is the "Accordion splash." RVD: Dude, that sucks. I have to do the "Five-Star Accordion Splash?" VINCE: No. From now on, your finisher is a dropkick. RVD: Not cool... JR: BAH GAWD RATTLESNAKE SUMBITCH! KING: PUPPIES! JERICHO: What about them? VINCE: Are you kidding? They're JR and the King! The fans LOVE them! They can keep on doing what they're doing. Three weeks later, the company goes out of business.

"Steve"