HBK: Okay, so i'm finally going to beat you next time we face each other, right? Let's shake on it.
HHH: Okay Shawn, fine with me.
*HHH crosses fingers on other hand while he shakes HBK's hand*
HHH: So how was it in bed with Lita?
Kane: She botched the orgasm
When HBK tried to kill himself during Kane's promo, you know they are getting bad.
Vin Diesel decides to take a stab at the wrestling biz.
Once the centaur got onto its back, it was really tough to get upright again.
Trish: Uhhh Tyson, my face is on this side.
Tomko: I'm a hoss, i'm allowed to mess up sometimes.
Wow, the Repo Man really let himself go.
The Hurricane tries to fend off the horrific beating from Steven Richards.
Worst. Orgy. Ever.
Lita: "If a plus sign appears, this means that you are pregnant."
Well, i've held it in my hands for a while, and nothing came up, so I guess i'm okay!
Triple H's face lit up when one of his 5 fans came to hug him inside the ring.
Nidia: HELLOOOOOOOOO! REF!!!! MAJOR CLEAVAGE HERE!!! Oh come on, I spent lots of money on these!!! At least take a look!!!
The WWE tries its best to debut a wrestler based on the Cherlize Theron movie Monster.
Stacy: Gail, you're on the wrong side too! Have you been screwing with Tomko?
Ref: Oh my god, how many sexual positions does Mayo have to caption???
Flair waits patiently for the money shot (and I don't mean Val Venis' move).
Not that great... i'll do more tomorrow.