Isaac Yankem was back...
with a vengeance.
WWE tried out its new Benoit Launcher 5000.
Worst. Cleavage. Ever.
Orton tried to escape the vortexial Ass of Doom...but the suction was strong. Too strong.
Smarks began to argue whether or not Mr. Magoo was being pushed too quickly...
Try as they might, Jericho and Flair combined couldn't keep Orton from going to Midcard Heaven.
*In cheesy Australian accent* And here, we see the mutha' buhd retuhnin' ta feed its young...
...And then Lita botched the whole "stereotypical two legs" thing.
Tomko got crazy ideas about organ removal from watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Too bad that wasn't Matt's heart...
...You sure do have purdy teeth.