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Originally Posted by The Critic
I can see it now...
Doctor: Push...push!
*Suddenly the lights go out and red pyros launch off of Lita's spread legs. The baby walks out buck naked, except for a mask and fake hair. He heads to the center of the delivery room, raises his arms...and launches off more pyro! Jim Ross pops his head in from the waiting room.*
JR: BAH GAWD, THAT MONSTER KANE'S MONSTER BABY MONSTER JEZEBEL BAH GAWDSTUNNERINTENSESMONSTERBARBEQUESAUCE!
*The doctor picks up the baby and tries to smack its ass to help it breathe, but baby Kane no-sells the ass smacking.*
*Meanwhile, Lita tries to act shocked, but botches it and dies.*
*Meanwhile meanwhile, Matt Hardy's wrestling on Velocity.*
*Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile...Vince Russo is crawling out from under the desk of a broadly grinning Vinne Mac.*
The End.  |
I just visualised that as I read it
*wipes tears of laughter*