
HHH was a little cautious. He HAS been stink-palmed before.

Kane: Have a seat! UHAAHAAAHAAA!
HBK: I'm dyin'!!
Kane: Oh,sorry..(removes chair off of HBK)

Hurricane should have taken his own advice: Stay in the back.Always stay in the back.

Lita botches reading.
OR
Lita: I've tried everything. Peeing on the box,yelling at it, and hitting it. Now if I only knew what it was..

Another wrestling-related death,due to roll-up. Even if it was botched by Mr. Orton.

HHH (thinking): I can get through this.. just think of Steph..um..Oh,crap!

Orton: Mustt....Snap..into..Slim..Jim!!

You know you should retire when you decide to take a nap mid-match,and it is not your match.