HHH: No offense Shawn. I really don't want to shake your hand because I don't know where it's been.
HBK: Hey, it hasn't been anywhere yours hasn't been… unless Stephanie cut you off again.
The result of Lita not realizing someone had replaced her script for the match with directions for inserting a rectal thermometer.
Not right now you idiot. I've got a headache.
When Rosey took his S.H.I.T. gimmick literally he was promptly released from his contract at the request of the entire Raw roster.
Hmmm. No wonder the last one didn’t work. Damn those thermometer directions.
Ric: Oh man! When will it be
my turn to be the Daddy?
Ref: Hey Benoit! Benoit! I don’t think he can breathe. He’s turning blue…
Benoit: And you are telling me this because…?
Move your foot! You are standing on my balls!