In a feeble attempt to boost ratings, WWE writers had Triple H and Shawn Michaels end their storied rivalry with a "Cool Guy" handshake. The only question was, who was Joey and who was Chandler?
How
you doin'?
PIVOT!
Finally confident with her in-ring skills once more, Lita attempts a snap suplex.
Tomko: Just...don't...look...down...
Trish: Eew, Tyson. Aren't we a little old for wet willies?
The writers grew tired of S.H.I.T., but were certain that Rosey's new S.C.A.T. gimmick would go over well.
Lita: Baby...baby...pirate.
*checks box*
Pirates are wild! I'm pregnant!
With her usual impeccable timing, Stacy tries to emulate Kane's over-the-rope ring entrance.
Molly: Which one's the bicuspid again?
Stacy: Rm wrmf ffr vrvn rfn nrr.
Unbenknownst to Ric Flair, Triple H had secretly worn a set of Edge's ring attire beneath his suit that evening. In the confusion of the main event, he pulled the old "switcheroo" and...well...
Lips Manlis, you're under arrest for owning and operating a gambling establishment!
In a sudden heel turn, Benoit mocks those viewers suffering from throat cancer. But due to his lack of talent on the mic, he lapses into an old Denis Leary bit.
Benoit (into voicebox): Got any spare change?