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I wanna see a forklift...lift a crate of forks. Just 'cause it'd be so damn literal.
If you had a friend who was a tight-rope walker, and you saw him trip and fall on the sidewalk, that would be totally unacceptable.
I have an oscillating fan that moves its head back and forth, so it looks like it's shaking it's head 'no.' So I'll start asking it things that it might say 'no' to, like:
'Do you keep my hair in place?'
'No.'
'Do you keep my documents in order?'
'No.'
'Do you have multiple settings?'
'No.'
'Liar!'
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